I was so sure that I wanted to do my dissertation on the language of comedy but I’m now 95% sure I want to focus it on onomastics if the department will let me. Hmm. Why must it be so far away (well, Christmas)? My mind keeps wandering :(

lookintothestorm:

becausejensenackless:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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I really don’t understand this but it’s amusing me

I understand it now… awkward.

Toddler Boy: A Poem

Toddler boy,

pyjama shirt slung over one, tiny shoulder with no care,

runs through the hotel lobby.

Dad chokes back cereal and toast, embarrassed but unmoving.

.

Toddler boy,

neat, brunette ringlets framing his innocent face,

cries out with excitement and freedom. 

Oh, and he has a pancake on his head.

Dickhead/awful human being who contributed to my depression through bullying is training to be an MH nurse. What a fucking laugh. How victorious - bullies, belittles and breaks a virtual stranger then gets to look like the selfless hero. Fuck you. 
(Shit like this is the mental equivalent of being punched.)

becausejensenackless:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

image

I really don’t understand this but it’s amusing me

Been enjoying creating some sample prints for the shop recently (customers will choose their own quotations/lyrics/messages) and experimenting with designs. 
This is one of my favourite ever lines from any song. 

Been enjoying creating some sample prints for the shop recently (customers will choose their own quotations/lyrics/messages) and experimenting with designs. 

This is one of my favourite ever lines from any song. 

Argh, self-promotion is so cringeworthy. 

"Please like my shit, I’m needy"